I'm Jess! I'm a 22 year old Canadian social work student who has a Rian Dawson obsession. I'm scared of dinosaurs, I can say the alphabet in Ancient Biblical Hebrew, my full name translates to "God beholds a jealous goat farmer", I'm willing to sell my kidney and the kidneys of everyone in a mile radius to have a passionate love affair with Sylvester Stallone, and I'll never be happy until giraffes rule the world.
